Adventures of a neurotic cowgirl

brightlotusmoon:

sunflowershine03:

ejacutastic:

her storytelling skills are killing me

anduriil:

if i had a nickel for every time a gay angel in a tan coat thought he could fix heaven despite the love of his life (a pathetic guy who tries to be cool and is obsessed with his car) begging him not to, who also experienced homophobia by metatron, i’d have two nickels. which is not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

thisarenotarealblog:

fierceawakening:

honeylazors:

arvethli:

tchaikovskaya:

had to be there i guess

I told y'all it was a pun

A very long thread on it: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505646738627088389?t=06aHTTZkf1ZaJyCDhWUzTg&s=19

And the punchline, if anyone wants to jump there directly: https://twitter.com/lmrwanda/status/1505648702119202823?t=IHkQWeElTa0T63o3lbr12Q&s=19

that’s excellent

cracking open a cold one with the sumerian dog

evie-carnahan:

still dealing with the effects of the friendship divorce, I see

lakevida:

punctuation-completionist:

lakevida:

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling “is it normal to get a haircut” “am i allowed to get a haircut” “is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there”

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1/21

sorry

demilypyro:

this skit is almost 5 years old now

hoverman0:

hoverman0:

would you like to play with me?

Oh fuck i have to kill that thing

constantly-tragic:

A true batman fan watches both 😤